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The Big Booty Club is a funny adult comedy romance short story by Ted Smith that blends bold humor, confidence, and attraction in an unforgettable underground setting. This exclusive preview introduces Zahara and her wild world of “destructive proportions.” Read the teaser below, then unlock the full uncensored story.
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The Big Booty Club
A Tale of Destructive Proportions
"Welcome to The Big Buns Club," Zahara said, flipping her ponytail as she waved toward the massive doors of the club's underground bunker. “Membership is simple. You either pass the size test or the destructive force test.”
A collective oooooh came from the group of women standing in front of Zahara, their excitement palpable. Among them were Anaya, Rhonda, and Lila—three hopefuls whose determination was just as big as... well, you know.
Anaya shifted nervously. “Destructive force? What does that even mean?”
"Simple," Zahara smirked. "You either got buns so big they could block out the sun, or you have enough power to break things just by sitting down." She pointed to a couch behind them. "That's the test."
Rhonda, ever the sarcastic one, snorted. “What, like that’s hard? I break stuff all the time. Just last week, I sat down too hard on a park bench and... well, let's just say there's a new seating arrangement.”
Lila, her eyes wide, whispered, “Do we have to prove it?”
“Oh, darling, of course. The couch doesn’t lie,” Zahara said, turning on a lamp that lit up the corner of the room, revealing a large couch made of reinforced steel. “This bad boy's custom-made. You break it, you’re in. If it survives, well, let’s just say you won’t be welcomed back."
Anaya adjusted her shirt nervously, eyeing the couch. “I’m more of a... graceful type. Maybe I should just do the size test?”
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