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Praise The Lord

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  CHAPTER ONE:  "The Van, The Voice, and the Vanishing Offering Plate" “Now if you hear me say ‘Amen,’ don’t just nod. Say it like you mean it!” Reverend Julius Love stood at the pulpit of Mount Zion First Deliverance Church in Dayton, Ohio, gripping the mic like it was the last lifeline to his career. His voice, smooth as molasses with just a hint of fire, rolled through the sanctuary like Sunday gravy on grandma’s stove. “Amen!” came the choir, half in spirit, half in hangover recovery. Today was the kickoff of the Rebuild the Revival gospel tour, and Mount Zion was packed to the rafters. Old ladies in hats big enough to catch the Holy Ghost. Men with suits three sizes too loud. Ushers flapping fans with all the grace of angry pigeons. Julius wiped his brow and caught sight of them in the back row: the tagalongs . The ones who weren’t in the choir, but never missed a stop. Marv , slouched with a gold tooth and a Bl...

The Horror Comedy Movie List

 The Definitive Horror Comedy Movie List. A List of the movies that kept you gleefully in the movie rental store  searching for movies every Friday night.   Here's a selection of horror-comedy films, each with a brief description to give you a taste of their unique blend of scares and laughs.   Buckle up—here comes the wildest, weirdest, most what-in-the-horror-comedy-is-this list you’ll ever read. Straight from the dark corners of someone’s DVD bin and possibly a haunted Redbox machine: EASTER HORROR-COMEDY 1. Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell (2014) A giant man-eating Easter Bunny tears through town. If the name didn’t give it away, this is campy carnage. 2. Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! (2006) A psychotic guy in a bunny mask slashes his way through Easter weekend. No eggs, just entrails. 3. Critters 2: The Main Course (1988) Set during Easter—yes, there’s a man in a bunny suit who meets a very un-hoppy end. Furry alien balls are back. 4. The Night Before E...